Some people will, without a doubt, do anything for money. And there are some who will say anything just to get their loans approved. If people think that a priest in the confessional box has heard of everything, one should try spending some time with a personal loans officer. People would change their minds into thinking that they have the most boring job after hearing the tall tales they get from their customers.

Take the story of a man who was applying for a loan because he wanted to buy a Bengali tiger. There’s also one about a poor woman from Appalachia who was able to secure a loan for $100 just so she could buy a dress for the funeral of her daughter, this is one story that one hopes the bank never asked to be paid back.

What about the man who was asking for a loan just because he wanted to buy a Ferrari sports car? And then there’s also the one about a farmer being able to get his loan approved by using bull semen as collateral. At the current state of the economy, people would surely be wishing they get as lucky as those people and get their loans easily approved as well.